Lyin' Bitch and the Restraining Orders

Lyin' Bitch and the Restraining Orders http://do512.com/band/lyin-bitch-and-the-restraining-orders http://do512.com/band/lyin-bitch-and-the-restraining-orders.xml Punk******LYIN' BITCH & THE RESTRAINING ORDERS, You say love has no bounderies? Tell it to the judge, fucker. Then back up a thousand feet. -Westword "BEST BAND NAME 2005"********* ******The debut album from Denver, Colorados kings of hard rock sleaze. Twelve tracks of raging punk'n'roll delivered with a mind in the gutter and a hand in the pants. Bestiality is a revved-up and ratcheted-down, guitar-driven recording that sounds like Fear and early Turbonegro battling it out in a Rancid Vat. Soon to share the stage with the Dwarves and Dr. Know. Cover art may offend but the questionable graphic is obscured by grip tape on the outside of the shrink wrap. -REVOLVER RECORDS******** ******This is my pick of the litter. The cover art alone is the shit. You've got some nasty skank punk chick, who's takin' it from behindby a pig while a dog spreads his love liquid all over her face. Kermit the frog waits behind them with a bong in hand. Classic. (-Shank Whitey, the punk broad isn't that skanky I mean I wouldn't kick her out of bed. Actually it's not Kermit, but a frog that looks like him And it's a camera not a bong, we don't support hippy shit!!) Their sound is that of the Confederacy Of Scum. You know Cocknoose, ANTiSEEN, Limecell, Hellstomper, and the like. Country hardcore with a shitload of alcohol and drugs. They sing about skateboarding, drinking, wrestling, and hate. I fuckin' love these guys. Very funny lyrics and sound bites used throughout the CD. Two hidden tracks between track two and track three. Motorhead and Skrewdriver respectively. (-SW both songs are Skrewdriver "Jailbait" & "I don't like you") A killer Full Metal Jacket sound bite begins the song "F.T.W.G.A.B.". Great release. I've already turned my friends on to it. Go get this solid fuck blast radio murder. -SB from Concussion Skate Magazine******** *******Well...the one that USED to be my favorite...was Midget Handjob. That was until I saw a sticker for a local band here in Denver....ya ready?Lyin' Bitch and the Restraining Orders. -Buddy Blazin from www.democraticunderground.com******* *******The A.V. Club Blog Chicago, Ill. The Worst Band Names of '06: The Final List posted by: Kyle Ryan Regular blog readers may remember my mid-year tally of the worst band names we’d encountered, a glimpse of the year-end’s definitive list of bad puns, clumsy imagery, and misappropriation of the word “funk.” There are so many bands out there, and so many of them have bad names—and not just run-of-the-mill mediocrity.....****** lyinbitchandtherestrainingorders http://s3.amazonaws.com/do512/photos/84373/1_poster.jpg 12948385 http://www.myspace.com/lyinbitchtherestrainingorders DENVER, COLORADO http://www.blogjam.com/vent/