Obnosticon
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The story of Obnosticon is as old as time itself. Embedding themselves among the planets harboring so-called intelligent life, the Obnosticon on our own planet was discovered in 1928 by archaeologist/explorer Dr. Basil X. Benderschwartz at an undisclosed location in the arctic wasteland. Hoping for Nobel notoriety, Benderschwartz devoted his life to discovering its secrets. In one of the rare published documents on the subject, he reveals that the Obnosticon emits a radiation that he termed "Obnosium". He believed that this radiation affected human behavior, repressing the qualities of humility,virtue and kindness and amplifying arrogance, shallowness and stupidity. As his studies continued, prolonged exposure to Obnosium took a toll on Benderschwartz. He has been transformed into a grotesque potato-like abomination who's sole ambition is to further the malevolent purpose of the Obnosticon. Unfortunately, the human race is unable to shake loose the yoke of Obnoxiousness. In fact, with the advent of media technology
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