If you've been growing that beard or rocking your 'stache for ironic reasons, stylistic reasons, or to enrage your girlfriend, it's time to show it off. Misprint is throwing the finest beard and moustache festival Red River has ever seen. We just want to celebrate Austin's two favorite pastimes: responsible social drinking and growing gnarly facial hair. Matt Bearden, local comic extraordinare and local beard enthusiast will host an evening of 'staches, sideburns, peachfuzz, streetsweepers, donegals, goatees, muttonchops, chip-pubes, lady-ticklers, Freddy Mercuries, handlebars, jesus-faces, soul-patches, ZZToppers, chinstraps, neckbeards, cavemen and all other forms of facial hair pageantry. 

Categories include:

Gnarliest Beard

Sweetest 'Stache

Fiercest Chops

Best Groomed Beard

Freestyle Facial Hair

Ladies' Division 

Prizes awarded for each category. And to top it off, Austin's finest ZZTop tribute band the Sharp Dressed Men will be on hand to rock it out, Texas style. These dudes have real beards and must be seen to be believed. Of course, the event is open to everyone, bearded or not. So come on out. This one is going to be fun. Thursday, February 22 around 9 at DeVille. Be there.