Austin AIR SEX Championships - Round 1

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Fresh off the heels of the 2007 Austin Air Guitar Championship, the Alamo's giving you your chance to compete in the newest Air competition - Air Sex! If you've been to any of the Air Guitar shows, you know a little bit about what to expect, except that competitors in this show won't pretend to play an instrument that isn't there; they'll be pretending to make love with a partner that isn't there. We heard about these events happening in Japan, and immediately knew that we had to be the first to bring it to Austin. Do you think you've got what it takes to compete? Our judges will be watching for the entire presentation of your air sex routine, from costuming, to foreplay, to an eventual climax. They'll be looking for believability, sexability, and overall entertainment value (cause what fun is sex if no one's watching?), and if you can score high enough, you'll move onto the final round and be one step closer to being crowned the Air Sex King or Queen of Austin. With that title under your belt, real sex is sure to be easy to get!

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AIR SEX footage on Japan Probe (also with links to the "Monkey Imitation Contest")!

AIR SEX on MSN news - Hilarious!

AIR SEX on DevilDucky.com - very informative!

The Rules:
Time: Contestants have a maximum of 2 minutes to perform an air sex routine. This can include all phases of an air sex encounter: meeting, seduction, foreplay and intercourse, or you can simply cut to the chase.

Music: Competitors must perform to music, you can either bring a CD of your performance track with you, or you can choose from our selection of air sex music. You may also include an audio prelude to your performance, maximum of 30 seconds.

Other Rules: Unlike air guitar, there are not many other rules. Props are allowed, teams are allowed, talking is allowed. The only important rule is that all sexual climaxes must be simulated, not real.

Prizes: First of all, it is free to compete. Simply email your competition song to lars(@)originalalamo.com or bring it to the show on the night of the competition. The first place winner of the round 1 competition will receive a ticket to the sold out "final show" at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema. These tickets sold out in one day and were valued at $85. Also, just for competing, you will receive a $25 ticket to the Robosaurus/Transformers show on July 2. More prizes may be announced prior to the event.

If you have any questions about the show, please email us

Location: Alamo Downtown

Kid Policy: 18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent or guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed.

Screenings (click on a show time to buy tickets):

• Tuesday, June 12, 2007
  • 9:45p