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Punchline, with Mason Lerner | $5 | BYOB!

WHEN:
Fri. 07/13 | 10:00PM
WHERE:
ColdTowne Theater, 4803-B Airport Blvd map

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Punchline is a stand-up comedy show produced by That Other Paper that happens every Friday night at Austin's coolest comedy venue, ColdTowne Theater. Everyone over 21 is welcome (and encouraged!) to BYOB. Mason Lerner headlines the show this week. ColdTowne's Chris Trew will host!

 

Tickets: $5/General Admission

Dates: January 5-December 28, 2007

Times:
Friday 10:00pm

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Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

“Mason Lerner titty-fucked my back fat.-Fat Lori”

Damn Mase, according to these posts, you’ve become one helluva ladies (and dude’s)man since leaving H-Town. Now I feel obligated to leave an embarassing post:
I sent Mason a text message politely asking him to show me around Austin, and he killed my goldfish and ruined my credit.
There you go. Call me!
Nia DeBose

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

LL,
Thanks. But I did try it on your dad. He just wasn’t having it.

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Be careful! Mason Lerner is a swindler.

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

You’re all freaks. Mason is lovely. He’s met my parents and didn’t try it on with either of them.

LL

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Mason’s a funny guy, and I agree with his myspace post, sick fucks lol. Punchline is badass and good luck (break a leg) Friday Mason.

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Is this fool for real or will I have to peg him in the head with a tomato. Either way I am bringing a bunch of tomatos so he better be funny.

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

I lost my virginity to Mason Lerner.
I didn’t feel it.

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Mason Lerner loved me long time.

suki suki

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I love Buddy Revell!

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

I once saw Mason get knocked with brass knuckles like Buddy Revell!

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Mason Lerner was my best friend in high school. He is a great guy. I don’t see why you all want him to fail. I used to want to fuck him so badly.
-Jim Isgur

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Mason Lerner titty-fucked my back-fat.
-Fat Lori

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Mason was the first guy I ever made out with.

Fat Lori

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Sorry about that, Pickle. You had it coming.
And J, your Bubbie TOTALLY wanted it.

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Mason Lerner drowned me.
-Pickle

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Mason Lerner raped my Bubbie
- J.Rose

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Why you fucking with Mase? His nickname in highshcool was “Best Squabs in Texas”. The whole thing. Like people actually called him that for years after he knocked Jay Rose out cold in the JCC Racketball Court.
Dude is bad.

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Mason Lerner had sex with my sister, she’s 7.

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Jesus…this has gotten out of control…I will address each claim one at a time…
I was the first guy you ever kissed and you are not a girl?
That was a one time thing. It isn’t every day George Clooney wants to make out. What could I do?
“mason’s wiener is like my baby’s forearm”
I usually don’t talk about this because it isn’t anyone’s business but my own, but I have a legendarily ginormous cock. So if it is the same size as your baby’s forearm, better go to the emergency room, that kid has elephantitis.
“I heard that Mason Learner’s crotch is a landmine of herpes sores.
Shhhhhhh!!!!!!!”
Miraculously, no it isn’t. But I do get checked a few times a year. As for you, why the fuck are you talking about my crotch? Have you been gossiping with Clooney?
“I wooped Mason Lerner’s ass in middle school and he’s my bitch ever since”
Whupped me in middle school? Maybe. Seeing as I was 4’11’ and like 100 pounds, not a huge accomplishment. That being said, come on and say that shit at Coldtowne this Friday. I have always felt that place was ripe for a brawl.
“Mason Lerner raped my mom”
I don’t do rape jokes. Some shit is just sick.

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

I wooped Mason Lerner’s ass in middle school and he’s my bitch ever since

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

I heard that Mason Learner’s crotch is a landmine of herpes sores.

Shhhhhhh!!!!!!!

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

mason’s wiener is like my baby’s forearm

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Mason Learner raped my mom.

: (

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

Mason Lerner was the first guy I ever kissed.

I’m not a girl.

about 1 year ago.
Bottlecap_44
anonymous  said:

DAAAMMMNNN! http://thatotherpaper.com/austin/two_minutes_with_mason_lerner

about 1 year ago.