Punchline, with Mason Lerner | $5 | BYOB!
- WHEN:
- Fri. 07/13 | 10:00PM
- WHERE:
- ColdTowne Theater, 4803-B Airport Blvd map
10 People & 1 All-Star Like this Event. I Like It
Punchline is a stand-up comedy show produced by That Other Paper that happens every Friday night at Austin's coolest comedy venue, ColdTowne Theater. Everyone over 21 is welcome (and encouraged!) to BYOB. Mason Lerner headlines the show this week. ColdTowne's Chris Trew will host!
Tickets: $5/General Admission
| Dates: January 5-December 28, 2007 Times: |
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“Mason Lerner titty-fucked my back fat.-Fat Lori”
Damn Mase, according to these posts, you’ve become one helluva ladies (and dude’s)man since leaving H-Town. Now I feel obligated to leave an embarassing post:
about 1 year ago.I sent Mason a text message politely asking him to show me around Austin, and he killed my goldfish and ruined my credit.
There you go. Call me!
Nia DeBose
LL,
about 1 year ago.Thanks. But I did try it on your dad. He just wasn’t having it.
Be careful! Mason Lerner is a swindler.
about 1 year ago.You’re all freaks. Mason is lovely. He’s met my parents and didn’t try it on with either of them.
LL
about 1 year ago.Mason’s a funny guy, and I agree with his myspace post, sick fucks lol. Punchline is badass and good luck (break a leg) Friday Mason.
about 1 year ago.Is this fool for real or will I have to peg him in the head with a tomato. Either way I am bringing a bunch of tomatos so he better be funny.
about 1 year ago.I lost my virginity to Mason Lerner.
about 1 year ago.I didn’t feel it.
Mason Lerner loved me long time.
suki suki
about 1 year ago.HAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I love Buddy Revell!
about 1 year ago.I once saw Mason get knocked with brass knuckles like Buddy Revell!
about 1 year ago.Mason Lerner was my best friend in high school. He is a great guy. I don’t see why you all want him to fail. I used to want to fuck him so badly.
about 1 year ago.-Jim Isgur
Mason Lerner titty-fucked my back-fat.
about 1 year ago.-Fat Lori
Mason was the first guy I ever made out with.
Fat Lori
about 1 year ago.Sorry about that, Pickle. You had it coming.
about 1 year ago.And J, your Bubbie TOTALLY wanted it.
Mason Lerner drowned me.
about 1 year ago.-Pickle
Mason Lerner raped my Bubbie
about 1 year ago.- J.Rose
Why you fucking with Mase? His nickname in highshcool was “Best Squabs in Texas”. The whole thing. Like people actually called him that for years after he knocked Jay Rose out cold in the JCC Racketball Court.
about 1 year ago.Dude is bad.
Mason Lerner had sex with my sister, she’s 7.
about 1 year ago.Jesus…this has gotten out of control…I will address each claim one at a time…
about 1 year ago.I was the first guy you ever kissed and you are not a girl?
That was a one time thing. It isn’t every day George Clooney wants to make out. What could I do?
“mason’s wiener is like my baby’s forearm”
I usually don’t talk about this because it isn’t anyone’s business but my own, but I have a legendarily ginormous cock. So if it is the same size as your baby’s forearm, better go to the emergency room, that kid has elephantitis.
“I heard that Mason Learner’s crotch is a landmine of herpes sores.
Shhhhhhh!!!!!!!”
Miraculously, no it isn’t. But I do get checked a few times a year. As for you, why the fuck are you talking about my crotch? Have you been gossiping with Clooney?
“I wooped Mason Lerner’s ass in middle school and he’s my bitch ever since”
Whupped me in middle school? Maybe. Seeing as I was 4’11’ and like 100 pounds, not a huge accomplishment. That being said, come on and say that shit at Coldtowne this Friday. I have always felt that place was ripe for a brawl.
“Mason Lerner raped my mom”
I don’t do rape jokes. Some shit is just sick.
I wooped Mason Lerner’s ass in middle school and he’s my bitch ever since
about 1 year ago.I heard that Mason Learner’s crotch is a landmine of herpes sores.
Shhhhhhh!!!!!!!
about 1 year ago.mason’s wiener is like my baby’s forearm
about 1 year ago.Mason Learner raped my mom.
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about 1 year ago.Mason Lerner was the first guy I ever kissed.
I’m not a girl.
about 1 year ago.DAAAMMMNNN! http://thatotherpaper.com/austin/two_minutes_with_mason_lerner
about 1 year ago.