Does plaid really impart special powers to the Hell Marys? And can they use those powers to conquer the the Hotrod Honeys?

And when the wily purple and silver divas, a.k.a. the Hustlers take on the rip roarin' rodeo sweethearts, a.k.a. the Honky Tonk Heartbreakers, who will win the day?

These questions and many more will be answered on Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Aug 5th at Playland. Get yer tickets now...

To win tickets to this event, email austinpromo@theonion.com with "Rollergirls" in your subject line.