It is finally finally here! Did you forget about Roxanne and Tina? Because you SHOULD NEVER DO THAT. R. Kelly is continuing his opus and adding another slew of chapters to what was already a masterpiece of random twists and turns and almost nonsensical hilarity. Some of you may have already been watching the new chapters as they've been released online, but let me tell you - if you haven't seen R. Kelly on the big screen then you have never seen R. Kelly. Somehow I feel like even R. Kelly feels that way about seeing himself...

Thanks to Waterloo Video partnering with us on this one we're able to put together a super special release party for the new chapters that will feature a full on screening of all of the chapters that have been released so far, sing-alongs of select other R. Kelly videos, and then at midnight all the new chapters in one mind-blowing blast!

Tickets to this show are free, but the only way to reserve a seat right now is here on this website. The first 48 seats we have available will go to people who prepurchase the new Trapped in the Closet DVD from Waterloo Video. You don't have to go to the store to pick it up, though; just click on the link to buy a ticket on this page and you'll be given the chance to prepurchase your DVD here. That'll put your name on the list for a reserved seat and it'll get you your very own copy of the DVD on the night of the show!

If all of those reserved seats fill up, we'll open up another way to reserve seats here on the web. Otherwise seating will be on a first come, first served basis on the night of the show.

Location: Alamo South Lamar

Kid Policy: 18 and up; Children 6 and up will be allowed only with a parent or guardian. No children under the age of 6 will be allowed.

Screenings (click on a show time to buy tickets):

• Monday, August 20, 2007
  • 11:15p