"No, you haven't heard everything yet. Dubbed "one of the worst named bands" in 2007 by The A/V Club of The Onion (the best name for a satirical "newspaper"), Count Dracula's Weed Smuggling Jam Engine is a punch to the gut of hard rock. Off-kilter lyrics suitable for stream-of-consciousness poems are sung lounge style by Smokey Farris as he figuratively dashes his head against the rock of a heavy bass-less trio - TW Bond (keys), Preston Dukes (guitar), and Scott Blanchard (drums). Other bands TBA soon." - Daenna 13/08/08