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Kicking off the cruise with the SMOOTH sounds of Kenny Loggins, Hall & Oates, Christopher Cross and all your other favorite SMOOTH bands of the 70's and 80's, just to get you into that smooooth mood, then we take it up a notch with the most retardedly fun "worst music ever" dance hits-- we're talking Taylor Dayne, Whitney Houston, Madonna, MC Hammer, Bel Biv Devoe, Britney Spears, Ke$ha, Kelly Clarkson, Wham!, N'Sync, Backstreet, Culture Club, Rihanna, The Theme from "Growing Pains" for god's sake!THIS is the night for all the guiltiest musical pleasures you've tried to hide your whole life -- from when you were a kid dancin' in your room after your parents were asleep, all the way up to last night, when you couldn't believe you found yourself whistling along with "Moves Like Jagger"-- are up for grabs. And just when you think you can't get more jacked up? We will start hitting you with the most REDONK mixes and mashups of stuff you will not believe someone actually had the friggin balls to think of. Hard, utterly infectious beats that will drive you pretty much completely. f&cking. nuts. ;o]So come in, request whatever you can think of, no song is too terrible! (well, ok, within reason-- sorry Dave Matthews fans.)COME ABOARD, WE'RE EXPECTING YOU!
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