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- WEEK 2 OF OUR SATAN CELEBRATION! It's a well known fact that computers are Lucifer's Weapon of Mass Destruction in his continuing battle against the human race. But at the apex of mankind's evolution (a.k.a. 1981), ol' Beelzebub needed only a Commodore 64 and dot-matrix printer to unleash an apocalyptic storm of demonic possession and extermination. Legendary character actor Clint Howard (THE ICE CREAM MAN; THE WRAITH) stars in this harrowing, vicious tale of tortured military school dweeb Stanley. When pushed to the brink of human endurance by his bullying classmates and drunken, rape-crazy elderly janitor ("I'm gonna show you how I turn little boys into little GIRLS!"), Stanley allies with an electronic incarnation of The Dark Lord to level the playing field. Featuring blazing decapitations, fountainous gore, man-eating Hell-hogs and enough clergical dismemberment and digital anti-Christian imagery to forever reinforce the fact that Jesus Christ is a goddamn wimp. Hail Satan slash sideways smiley face dot wink. (Zack)
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