Conan The Barbarian

7:00pm and 10:00pm

In honor of the film’s 30th anniversary Master Pancake clobbers CONAN THE BARBARIAN(1982). CONAN features Arnold Schwarzenegger as the very titular Barbarian, seeking revenge against the man who murdered his parents.  James Earl Jones plays Thulsa Doom, a cult leader who gives new meaning to the term Jones-town Massacre.  Conan is assisted by the finely-chiseled she-warrior Valeria (Sandahl Bergman). The movie is directed by the always-Nietzschean John Milius (RED DAWN). Mocking the film will be regulars John Erler and Joe Parsons, plus guests Mac Blake and David Jara of Mascot Wedding Productions. Come join Master Pancake in celebrating/desecrating one of the most entertaining “Sword and Sandahl” epics of all-time! (John)