Stuck on the couch, takeout on lap, staring at the TV, zoned out, are you anxious or just high?!?!
Are we describing beloved 4/20 or just every other day? Either way, to celebrate the holiest of holy days, we'll suggest a few ways to take your day one level up, to rightfully Celebrate 420 in Austin. Make sure you stock up on all your 4/20 supplies ahead of time with goodies from our friends at Hometown Hero, and use our discount code 512HERO for 20% off.
Feeling brave enough to face the outside world while celebrating this beautiful day? Check out our roundup of events for 420.
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HOW TO CELEBRATE 4/20 IN AUSTIN
If you haven't yet heard of Delta-8 and Delta-9, you're either not a true stoner (what are you doing on this page?) or you're such a successful stoner that you've been living under a comfy rock for the past few months. Either way, Delta-9 is the new rage. By deriving Delta-9 (aka dispensary-grade, real-deal THC) from hemp and keeping it under 0.3% by dry weight, providers in many states have found a way to make totally-legal THC gummies. Apart from Delta-8 (which we also enjoy), these new products are the same compound you know and love. No more driving to Colorado... Find it at most CBD stores around town, or get it shipped directly to your door, before the Powers That Be blow up the spot.
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Get out in nature
Lucky for us, spring just happens to be the best weather for enjoying all of the beautiful outdoor spaces we have here in Austin. And this year, 420 falls on a Saturday, which means we'll most likely be spending the entire day at one of our Favorite Parks In Austin. For more ways to celebrate our favorite holiday in nature, visit Barton Springs, Hippie Hollow, Go on a Hike, or maybe even Camp.
Disclaimer: Although Marijuana is decriminalized in Texas, it's still not legal, so be smart. Visit this page to learn more about Marijuana Policies in Austin.
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Don't commit the crime of snack-lacking.
Whether you're celebrating alone or with your pals, don't get caught with a weak snack game. Luckily, in Central Texas we have the best grocery store for all your snack needs. We won't officially recommend wandering through HEB while high, but we also won't tell you not to. While you're there, pick up all the Best HEB Brand Snacks and thank us later.
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Order some curbside CBD.
If you want some ~more chill~ goods, we got the plug for that. If you want your 420 to be a little more focused on the relaxation and less focused on launching yourself into space, CBD'll do the trick. We recommend Hometown Hero where you can ingest CBD in any crazy form you dream up.
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Right, you can still eat ramen, but opt for something a little more celebratory like Ramen Tatsu-Ya for heaven's sake. Or those wings you've been craving. Or your favorite burger from your favorite spot and oh shit you could definitely get fries too and maybe a shake, do they have shakes? Too high to decide what to order? Pick something from our handy dandy list of What To Eat When You Have The Munchies In Austin.
Definitely get some takeout or delivery. Cooking's for the birds today.
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Only a true observer of 420 would know that with a great takeout meal comes a great takeout dessert. And you're not a fake, are you? Unless you're really trying to polish off that Blue Bell pint that's become your everyday nightcap, we suggest something a little more delectable. Our favorites? Crumbl Cookies or Amy's Ice Cream... or both. And don't forget about Tiff's Treats delivery service...
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Throw on a flick to zone out to.
While we of course have to recommend the classic of classics, Dazed and Confused, we suspect you may have seen this one 1,000,000 times if you're a true Austin queen. Opt for another stoner classic like Friday, Harold & Kumar, Pineapple Express, Cheech & Chong, Soul Plane, Smiley Face, Mac & Devin Go To High School; or, throw a wild card in the mix and watch a Miyazaki film or one of these Texas Movies.
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Or binge a show for hours.
If you're already on your third re-watch of The Sopranos, take a break from that heavy shit and throw on something a little more chill. Some 420 shows of choice: Broad City, High Maintenance, Hamilton's Pharmacopeia, Bon Appetit, King of the Hill, or any other rabbit hole you find yourself going down on YouTube. Here are some Texas Shows to add to the mix.
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Treat yourself to a new piece.
If you've got the goods but want a new way to put those goods to use, know that shops like Planet K and Happy Clouds are open for business. Maybe this 420 is finally the time to get an obnoxious volcano vaporizer. You may even find some deals for the special day, who's to say?
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Spin your favorite record.
Nothing will have you praising the sound quality of physical vinyl records over their inferior digital counterpart like a big bowl of something on 420. Geek out over your favorite albums in their purest form by spinning a record in honor of the occasion. Need a new one? These local digs have you covered.
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How are you celebrating this day of days?
